virgin blogger upturned

what does one post in his first blog? for a guy who never had difficulty dishing out crap, it is ironical that i am stuck with what to put in here. so i'll start with why i am cluttering this page with mediocre efforts at breaking the ice. i decided to give blogging a shot when this nincompoop friend of mine suggested, "why don't you start blogging?" as one would say "why dont you take up yoga?" or "why dont we go for a movie?", and i thought "why the hell not!". the obvious reason for not doing this would, of course, have been that i suffer from this chronic malady of a general disinclination to work. However I overcame that with considerable effort and an immaculate display of moral fibre, though i say it myself ;-), and this here is the result. come to think of it, for a guy who had started off with claiming to suffer a writer's block, i have managed to bring out some pretty passable tripe...